Alan Rabinowitz

"All the tortures of my vault of horrors pale in comparison to dealing with those petty Bureaucrats."
—Baron Sengir

Aysen Bureaucrats

ocT: Tap target creature with power no greater than 2.

{T}: Tap target creature with power 2 or less.

World-Bottling Kit

{5}, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Remove from the game all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.

{5}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.

Natural Order

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a green creature.
Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

"Yesterday you were just a figment of your master's imagination. I liked you better then."
—Shai Fusan, archmage

Time Ebb

Put target creature on top of its owner's library.

"Soldiers speak of defending the soil, but they care only for their nations. I care nothing for their nations and everything for the soil."

Groundskeeper

{1}{G}: Return target basic land card from your graveyard to your hand.

After the researcher's astonishing success, his assistants spent six hours finding a way to return the specimens safely to the ground.

Magnetic Flux

Artifact creatures you control gain flying until end of turn.

"Returne from whence ye came. . . ."
—Edmund Spenser, *The Faerie Queene*

Boomerang

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Sunscape Master

{G}{G}, {T}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
{U}{U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Elfhame Sanctuary

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you do, you skip your draw step this turn.

Collective Restraint

Domain — Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {X} for each creature they control that's attacking you, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.

When you have given everything, then you are capable of anything.
—Well inscription

Well of Discovery

At the beginning of your end step, if you control no untapped lands, draw a card.

"Doesn't look like much, does it?"
—Alexi, zephyr mage

Alexi's Cloak

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

"If it ain't broke, I'll break it. If it *is* broke, I'll fix it."

Trickster Mage

{U}, {T}, Discard a card: You may tap or untap target artifact, creature, or land.

Sandstone Needle

This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it.
{T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {R}{R}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.

"The Uktabi efreet and I have something in common: both of our mothers wanted to give us back."
—Mirri of the *Weatherlight*

Uktabi Efreet

Cumulative upkeep {G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

"Big plants not only good for hidin', but full o' tasty bugs, too."
—Squee, goblin cabin hand

Dense Foliage

Creatures can't be the targets of spells.

It would be a shame to let life slip away to nothing.

Soul Shred

Soul Shred deals 3 damage to target nonblack creature. You gain 3 life.

What could it have swallowed to grow so large?

Python

"If it has wings, shoot it. If it doesn't, shoot it anyway."

Keen-Eyed Archers

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)

"It is in our nature to recognize beauty, but to repeat it—ah, that is another feat altogether."
—Hannah of Verdura

Nature's Lore

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Gauntlets of Chaos

{5}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exchange control of target artifact, creature, or land you control and target permanent an opponent controls that shares one of those types with it. If those permanents are exchanged this way, destroy all Auras attached to them.

"War is the crucible of leadership."
—Rashida Scalebane

Zhalfirin Crusader

Flanking (Whenever a creature without flanking blocks this creature, the blocking creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.)
{1}{W}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to any target instead.

"Fire is dead. Water has killed him."
—From *The Stories of Nature*

Teferi's Realm

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses artifact, creature, land, or non-Aura enchantment. All nontoken permanents of that type phase out. (While they're phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist. Each one phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)

Heat Wave

Cumulative upkeep {R} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Blue creatures can't block creatures you control.
Nonblue creatures can't block creatures you control unless their controller pays 1 life for each blocking creature they control.

"If the griffins tell of their gods, perhaps they speak of feathers bright as the Sun."
—Afari, *Tales*

Zuberi, Golden Feather

Flying
Other Griffin creatures get +1/+1.

"To pass through the jungle: silence, courtesy, ferocity, as the occasion demands."
—Kamau, "Proper Passage"

Unseen Walker

Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
{1}{G}{G}: Target creature gains forestwalk until end of turn.

"Blow, fiery wind, / strip illusion from the eye. / Blow, fiery wind of truth."
—Femeref chant

Sirocco

Target player reveals their hand. For each blue instant card revealed this way, that player discards that card unless they pay 4 life.

"Can you prepare for the unexpected? No, you cannot. You can prepare only to be surprised."
—Teferi

Reality Ripple

Target artifact, creature, or land phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)

Mangara's Equity

As this enchantment enters, choose black or red.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you pay {1}{W}.
Whenever a creature of the chosen color deals damage to you or a white creature you control, this enchantment deals that much damage to that creature.

Hakim, Loreweaver

Flying
{U}{U}: Return target Aura card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to Hakim. Activate only during your upkeep and only if Hakim isn't enchanted.
{U}{U}, {T}: Destroy all Auras attached to Hakim.

Discordant Spirit

At the beginning of each end step, if it's an opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each 1 damage dealt to you this turn.
At the beginning of your end step, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.

"In the Mwonvuli you must divide your attention between what hangs overhead and what lies underfoot."
—Sidar Jabari

Canopy Dragon

Trample
{1}{G}: This creature gains flying and loses trample until end of turn.

"It's filthy work, planting them."
—Kifimbo, Shadow Guildmage

Cadaverous Bloom

Exile a card from your hand: Add {B}{B} or {G}{G}.

Armor of Thorns

You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant nonblack creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Spiny Starfish

{U}: Regenerate this creature.
At the beginning of each end step, if this creature regenerated this turn, create a 0/1 blue Starfish creature token for each time it regenerated this turn.

"A dreadful invention. What ease is there under the watchful eye of cold steel?"
—Sorine Relicbane, Soldevi Heretic

Soldevi Sentry

{1}: Choose target opponent. Regenerate this creature. When it regenerates this way, that player may draw a card.

"Our newfound security enables us to turn more of our attentions to the wonders that lie deep within the soil."
—Arcum Dagsson, Soldevi Machinist

"My Soldiers know that they need never fear for their protection."
—King Darien of Kjeldor

Shield Sphere

Defender
Whenever this creature blocks, put a -0/-1 counter on it.

Library of Lat-Nam

An opponent chooses one —
• You draw three cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
• You search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Chaos Harlequin

{R}: Exile the top card of your library. If that card is a land card, this creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. Otherwise, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

"The Order of Stromgald spreads its poisonous lies from within Varchild's troops, and still she sees only visions of conquest."
—Lovisa Coldeyes, Balduvian Chieftain

Agent of Stromgald

"The 'fabled' Order of Stromgald is cast to the four winds, lost for all time. I, for one, give them no thought."
—General Varchild

"Ya can eat it or ya can weave it, but ya can't fight in it."
—Zeki, Reef Pirate

Wall of Kelp

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
{U}{U}, {T}: Create a 0/1 blue Plant Wall creature token with defender named Kelp.

"Where our potions and powders fail, perhaps nature will succeed."
—Reyhan, Samite Alchemist

Leeches

Target player loses all poison counters. Leeches deals that much damage to that player.

"The body is a temple with a foundation of sand."
—Autumn Willow

Evaporate

Evaporate deals 1 damage to each white and/or blue creature.

"I would say that our Bureaucrats are no better than vipers—but I shouldn't insult the vipers."
—Murat, Death Speaker

"Don't these goons have anything better to do?"
—Joskun, An-Havva Constable

Ambush

Blocking creatures gain first strike until end of turn.